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New Year not only meant for prayers and following rituals but also to share happy moments with your friends and family. So, the New Year time is to giggle with friends and family. You can invite your close friends in home and share the following New Year jokes, see how they crawl on ground laughing at them.
A young man at a New Year’s party turns to his friend and asks for a cigarette.
'I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,' his friend says.
'I'm in the process of quitting,' the man says.
'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'
'What's phase one?'
'I've quit buying.'
Here is another interesting New Year joke:
New Years Resolutions for Pets
Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.
Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.
Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is too much.
Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year.
A New Year joke of a depressed man:
There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
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