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Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love, and they blossom when we love the one we married.
My greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for each other will so deepen and grow, that years from now you will look back on this day, your wedding day, as the day you loved each other the least.
It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home!
Marriage: A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves - making in all, two.
May you have many children and may they grow mature in taste and healthy in color and as sought after as the contents of the glass.
Funny Wedding Toasts
The best man's wedding toasts tend to be the most funny, although it's alright for anyone to make a funny toast, if it is in good taste.
Funny Wedding Toasts from the Best Man:
Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.
Married life has many ups and downs. May all of yours be between the sheets!
A honeymoon should be like a table: four bare legs and no drawers.
To our wives and lovers - may they never meet!
To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here's to good sense of humor - and a short memory!
Never go to bed angry... always stay up and argue.
Always remember the three magic words: "You're right dear."
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
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